Here’s both parts of that monkey commission I complained about ages ago
people who think dragonair was supposed to originally have evolved into gyarydos are dead to me
doodle for my bro
wanna know what exists?
fanfiction about Chris Brown
Dark - One time I gave a “sermon” (nonreligous) at my “congregation” (mostly nonrelgious) about loving yourself and finding time to contemplate existence as a means of transcending the troubles of everyday life, it was scary as hell and I got a standing ovation.
Grass and Fairy were already answered, but I’ll tell another story for Fairy.
One time at animefest I was wearing a little shitty Moogle cosplay and a girl on a leash apparently really liked moogles actually walked up to me and KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH. It was my first ever experience with a girl and I nearly knocked over the hat stand behind me and was in a startled daze for like an hour.
Fire and Dragon were answered c:
Grass - I belong in a classroom. That is where I am happiest, absorbing information.
Ice - I would stop time to enjoy smooching. Smooching is nice. So nice mm yes.
Fighting - I want to change the way people view fat. It is actually really dumb that people shame fat. There is nothing inherently wrong with it, in fact, relatively recently it was considered a good thing! I’m going into Media Studies with the intent of affecting problematic images portrayed in the media.
Fairy - A story - One time when I was little and still living with my crazy drunkard mother she BOUGHT A GOAT and tried to hide it in our tool shed and when my stepdad came home and needed something out of the tool shed he opened it and there was a huge black goat there with gigantic horns. He was a religious man. He thought for a second that satan was in his tool shed. The goat was given back to the previous owner with no refund within 24 hours.
Normal - I really like my bed. It’s a nice comfy thick futon. I also love my stuffed animals, Sofi and Unicorn, and I love my tablet!
Fire - Fursuits. Mother, fucking, fursuits.
Dragon - In the town I go to college in there’s this burned down abandoned orphanage and you can only imagine the stories that float around that thing of evil owners and children dying and ghosts and stuff
Ghost - The last time I gasped was I was listening to this close friend of mine speak spanish and I was really surprised at how pretty it sounded.